Sunday, October 14, 2007

Holiday Gift Giving

I like to have my holiday shopping done by Thanksgiving. I like to know what projects I am doing as gifts and have supplies purchased by Thanksgiving. This doesn't always happen. For one, we pay for Christmas using Curly's dinner theater tips. Good tips don't start until after Thanksgiving. For another, my handmade gift list is usually too ambitious. I've compiled a list of my favorite online sites for special gifts. Here they are, in no particular order:
  • Omaha Steaks. These steaks come perfectly portioned (the size of a deck of cards), are easy to freeze, and delicious to eat. Plus, they have lots of extras, like twice baked potatoes and molten lava chocolate cake.
  • Brownies. My sister in law showed me this site just recently, when we realized we both forgot our favorite older brothers birthday. Whoops! The only way to adequately grovel is to send decadent brownies.
  • Lobster Gram. For the ultimate foodie, this is the ultimate gift. For a reasonable price, they will send everything your recipient needs to have a great lobster meal, including the pot.
  • 1-800-Flowers. Does it bother anyone else that the website name is a phone number? That aside, I love to get and give flowers. There is something so nice and thoughtful about a bouquet of flowers.
  • Carsons Ribs. This one is solely for nostalgia. This is the restaurant we used to go to the night after Thanksgiving. The ribs are delicious and travel very well.
  • Cookies. Whether you go with the fun Cookies by Design or the mall favorite of Mrs. Fields, everyone loves a cookie. Cookies by Design even has same day delivery, so send a bouquet of cookies to yourself when you're having a bad day at work. You can sign the card "From your secret admirer." I won't tell...
  • Sausage and Cheese. Last, but not least, who can forget the great summer sausage by mail? A holiday gathering just cries out for a beef stick and a crock of cheese. Order yours today.

These are just a tip of the iceberg of what's out there. What specialty items do you like to send by mail?

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Overheard

As we were waiting in line to get tickets to see Bourne Ultimatum at the Ghetto Mall, I couldn't help but overhear what the people behind us were saying.

Mom: We're gonna see _________.
Son: But I want to see ________.
M: No, it's rated R.
S: So's your movie.
M: It's a different kind of R.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Family Fun


Today we went to the best corn maze in Frederick (and therefore, anywhere). It's out in Creagarstown, MD, which is about 15 minutes from our house. Every year, the maze is a different theme. This year it was Pirates. We love Pirates. Curly's sister Beanie and her flight attendant friend Thaun came with us (I think that's how you spell his name -- not so sure). Mini-me held the map and found the checkpoints and helped us conquer the octopus maze. We are going to go back, taking Flower, so that we can go through the other two parts of the maze. Join us, if you like.


Thursday, October 11, 2007

Pretty

At my quilting group this week, I started on my "Turning Twenty...Again!" quilt. No, it has nothing to do with my denial that I am 30. I wish. It's a pattern that takes 20 fat quarters of fabric and makes a quilt out of them. I got some great fabric from the store I love in Hagerstown. If anyone wants to take a trip out there with me, let me know. We can hit them and then the ribbon store, and maybe the Ann Taylor outlet. I digress...



Here are my two favorite fabrics out of the 20:





I wish the picture had been clearer. Our good digital camera was dropped (I don't like to place blame), and our okay camera has only 4 megapixels. It's stoneage. The ones out now have 10 megapixels for less than this one.


Anyway, it's a very random quilt, and I hope the ending effect is as cool as I hope it will be. Right now, I have 20 blocks that are 16 1/2" square. It's going to be a big quilt. I like big quilts. You can share a big quilt. I hope to finish the top tonight after the kids go to bed, but that's only if I can get it done before The Office at 9.


The other fun thing from this week was this great cake I made for Curly's meeting.


Again, blurry. It's a chocolate pumpkin cake with a cinnamon cream cheese whipped cream frosting and chocolate glaze. The pumpkin makes it good for you, because pumpkin is a "super food." It was a hit at the meeting and will probably be served at our Spooktacular Halloween Party. People are dying for an invitation. Missing it would be scary. Only the bootiful people will be there.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Weight Loss Wednesday

Today I did something I haven't done before: I turned my computer off. I went to the gym, came home and checked email, and then turned the laptop off. It was nice not to be compulsive about email and blogs all day. Instead, I was compulsive about quilting, but that's a story for another day.

It was not a stellar week with losing weight, but that's okay. I know what I did wrong (ate too much) and know how to correct it (eat less). My counselor is livin' la vida loca in South America this week. Maybe she'll bring me back a Brazilian string bikini as motivation. (Just kidding, Mom. Please do not get me a Brazilian string bikini.)

I had a disappointing first half of my workout today. The teacher was not very motivating. First of all, she was my size. I don't want an instructor who is my size. I want an instructor who is a toothpick and has more energy than my 3 year old. She also wasn't very good at calling the steps, and I got confused. I don't like being confused in front of other aerobickers. Before anyone rushes to her aide and says "Maybe she was new." No, she was not new. I remember her as an instructor before I got pregnant with Patch. The second part of my workout was fabulous. I did a Rep-Reebok class after the aerobics class. It's a toning class, where reps are counted with the beat of the music. I can really feel my triceps right now as I type. Tomorrow will not be pretty. When I went to pick up Patch from the playroom, he was laying on the mat, just looking up. One of the workers told me that sometimes he just takes a break like that. I thought it was funny and wished I had had my camera.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Perspective

I have been thinking about one General Conference talk a lot since this weekend. It was "the talk" by Sister Julie Beck. She started at the Relief Society meeting, and ended in a general session of conference (which text is not yet available online, but will be by Thursday). Her talks centered around being the best in every way being a woman allows you to be. I loved her talks. They made me feel like I haven't been doing enough, especially when she talked about "mothers who know" having clean houses. I do not have a clean, organized house. I do have a renewed commitment to clean and organize. In fact, all my laundry is now folded and ready to be placed into drawers and closets. That doesn't happen very often. My floor is vacuumed, and my surfaces have been dusted. Becoming the best housekeeper is going to take some time for me, but I am up for the challenge.

There has been some major negative talk in blogland about Sister Beck's talks. I found them to be depressing and spiritually debilitating. One commentary I read, however, was wonderful. Head over to Daring Young Mom's blog to read it. She is a great writer and has good, positive things to say.

There are a lot of things that I need to work on in order to be "the best." I am excited to try.

Monday, October 08, 2007

One Week Into October...

Halloween is fast approaching. Do you have your costume yet? I just got an email saying that Patch's costume is on its way. He's going to be a spider. So spooky. We are planning a party for our family who live close. I'm trying to think of clever names for everyday kid-friendly food. I know about making hot dogs into octopuses, but I want to go beyond that. Any suggestions?

Curly is going to be home tonight, which I think is so great. We are trying to be better with our Family Home Evening. I don't know who will give the lesson, maybe Mini-me. She's a very good story teller.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

I Love a Parade!

I love a good parade, especially the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Another great one is the parade that just passed my house this morning: the Frederick In the Street Parade. It starts at 10 and is done by 10:30. The Frederick High marching band kicked it off. Following them were about a dozen cub scouts. Miss Frederick participated. Politicians rode in convertibles (and got yelled at by the lesbians across the street). Chick-Fil-a gave out stuffed cows. The Musical Theater Factory performed "Thriller" as it walked. My favorite was the Frederick Pipe and Drum band, made up of bagpipes and men in kilts. Rounding out the parade was the Thomas Johnson High School marching band. Our kids loved it, especially the part where we didn't have to drive to it or fight for a spot. It's a win for everyone.

On the docket for the rest of the day is the In the Street celebration. Curly and I are singing with the Towne Singers at 2:30. The weather isn't too bad, yet, so it will probably be packed downtown. The city closes Market Street between South and 7th Streets until for the entire day. Brewer's Alley has built a brick oven on the street in front of their restaurant to make some delicious brick oven pizzas. Isabella's usually has their top sellers of asparagus fries and goat cheese fritters ready to eat. The theater groups can perform on one outdoor stage, and local bands are on several other stages around the city. It's one of my favorite festivals the city puts on, second only in my heart to the Kris Kringle Processional.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Scary Moment

Last night, we had our Towne Singers rehearsal here at our house. Mini-me was already asleep, and Patch was ready for bed, just not in it yet. He was following the cat around and followed her into the kitchen. We could hear him touching stuff, and all of a sudden it was quiet. I went in and realized he was gone. I had a slight moment of panic, thinking maybe he fell down the basement stairs. But as the basement stairs are wooden and noisy and we heard no sound, I figured that wasn't it. I looked down the stairs, and there was Patch, about 5 steps down, carefully navigating his way down. I had been working with him on down earlier in the day. The kid is a fast learner.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Weight Loss Wednesday

Week Two was fantastic. I am down another 2 pounds. Woo-hoo! The advice this week was "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." Being thin feels awfully good. I haven't been there in a long time.

The YMCA has been updating their machines lately. They have these great new machines that have TV screens on them. You plug your headphones in and then watch whatever you want. It makes the time go much faster when you've got Martha or Matt Lauer right in front of you.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

I Heart Martha

Oh, Martha. How I love thee. Let me count the ways.

1. I love the impossible desserts and time consuming dinners that you demonstrate on your show. No one I know cooks like that, but it's fun to pretend that someday, I could serve up Moroccan Lamb Tagine followed by a delicious Pear Charlotte to my family and not have them all cry.

2. I love the crafts that in order to complete, you must by the supplies from your line at Michael's. You are an expert at everything. You try to get all your guests to make stuff, even Chris Matthews had to make his own button.

3. I love that you are an expert on all things home-keeping, when we all know you're a career girl at heart.

4. I love the image of you pruning your own gardens and tending your own flock of chickens. I just don't think it happens, but you want me to think it does.

Oh, Martha. What would I do without the impossible standard of perfection you give us all? Without you, I wouldn't want to replace my dowdy old ceiling fan with a wonderful chandelier made from mini pumpkins and cranberries. Without you, I wouldn't want to make my own "Vote 2008" tee-shirt. Without you, I wouldn't want to make unique gifts out of stamps and office supplies. Without you, I never would have attempted to make my own marshmallows (but I wholeheartedly agree that store bought ones taste like cardboard).

Thank you, Martha. I really do love you.

Monday, October 01, 2007

The Irving




This baby quilt was made with Robert Kaufman's Every Iota line and measures 40 inches square. If you are interested in ordering this quilt, please contact me by email at jana at mollypatch dot com. Other fabrics and sizes are available.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Search Results

In looking at my stats for the week, I noticed some funny google searches that led people to my blog. My favorite was "naked witch cross stitch." Good luck with that. I think you'll have better luck creating your own pattern.

To the person looking for "the queen of the church of thailand the advice give to people," I hope you have enjoyed the weight loss advice doled out by the queen of our family, my mom. I didn't know the Church of Thailand had a queen, but I'm sure she gives great advice.

There were several others looking for patterns of dora, flowers, etc. I don't make my own patterns. Yet. Keep checking back.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

I Have A Wide Foot

Now that you've read the title, hopefully the rest of the post will make sense.

Today is beautiful. The weather can hardly be improved upon, except maybe by subtracting about 10 degrees. As part of our "better you" program I have put our family on, we went for a walk. We even took Gracie. She was a little scared, but since most of Frederick is dog friendly, she was welcomed more places than our kids.

I wore my new shoes. They are red and have orange insoles. When I tried them on, it was like walking on a pillow. I thought no shoe could be more comfortable and more stylish at the same time. As we walked up and down the streets and paths of Frederick, my wide foot began to expand. When we got home, taking them off was like releasing Ursula the sea witch from her mortal form. I still think the shoes are cute. I just hope that they will become more comfortable.

Friday, September 28, 2007

MIA

When I went to blog for Weight Loss Wednesday, my computer was acting funny. It was slow and would lose Internet* connection spontaneously. I finally got my entry written, and it wouldn't post. I was sad. If I had been able to post, I would have said that my weight loss is off to an excellent new beginning. In the first week, I have lost 7 pounds. Not too shabby. The advice for the week is that we do not eat to Feel Full, but to Fuel the Furnace. My mom loves alliteration.

I have two rewards waiting for me. As soon as I get under a certain weight, I can use one of my gift certificates for a salon and get a facial or a massage. I can't decide which. After I lose 10 more pounds (from what I weighed in on Monday), I can buy a corduroy jacket from Talbots. Hopefully, in the time it takes me to lose 10 more pounds, it will feel like fall.

Today is a busy day. I have to make 150 mini pumpkin chocolate chip muffins for opening night of FtP's The Fantastics. I am on the events committee. The Towne Singers will be singing in the lobby before the show, then during the show I will help set up for the opening night reception.

Did anyone see The Office last night? I know it's an obscure show...Just kidding. I thought it was great. Curly got a little annoyed with me because I was so excited Jim and Pam are really dating. Grey's Anatomy also did not disappoint. I was ready to hate Meredith's sister, but I really like her. This is going to be a problem for her because everyone likes the sister. Meredith is going to need to cool down the jealousy vibe she gives off....(I love talking about shows as if the characters were real.)

Have a great weekend. Check back in for a final photo of the first Molly Patch quilt. It's so cute, you'll all want one.

*Did you know that "Internet" is supposed to be capitalized? Spell check says so...

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Firemen


It's Safety Week at Costco. When we arrived today at 1:15, there were firetrucks and ambulances in the parking lot. I loaded the kids in the cart and went to meet the "guys who keep us safe." We checked out the trucks, saw where they keep the hoses and the ladders, and then sat in the drivers seat. The firemen gave the kids hats before we went into the store. I think I'll bring fun hats every time we go to Costco. The kids were quiet and well entertained for the hour we were there.

Monday, September 24, 2007

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Tonight is the start of premier week. We have the DVR all set to go. Sadly, many shows conflict. I'll be watching some down in the playroom while the others record. Tonight, I am so excited about the return of Heroes. That show kept me guessing all last season. Who knows what they'll throw at us this time. The new show I am looking forward to tonight is Chuck. It looks funny.

Here's the rundown for the rest of the week:

Tuesday --
Returning: Dancing with the Stars (duh!)
New: None

Wednesday --
Returning: Criminal Minds.
New: Private Practice. What trouble will Addison get herself into with a new set of hot doctors around her? Bonus: Taye Diggs.

Thursday --
Returning: Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, My Name is Earl, The Office
New: None. Who needs new shows on Thursday?

Friday --
Returning: None
New: Moonlight. It's about vampires. I like vampires.

So far, no news on Jericho, even though I know it's coming back because fans sent peanuts to the network when it was cancelled (if you don't get that, you obviously have missed a great show). 30 Rock and Scrubs aren't starting yet, either.

The new season will give ample time for stitching, quilting, knitting, and just relaxing. I love it! I have a lot of projects to finish. Now if only the weather would cooperate and turn cool...

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Almost Done

The quilt I have been working on for some Molly Patch customers is almost done. I did the quilting yesterday, all by machine. I found this great star pattern for the border by Borders Made Easy. It's a product that you attatch to the quilt and follow for the perfect border. It is so much easier than drawing the pattern out with chalk. By the time you get to the end, the chalk has always worn off and you have to guess what comes next, which can be frustrating. Zero frustration with Borders Made Easy.

Here's a photo, or two, of the QUIP:





This is the first time I have designed a quilt star to finish. It took all my brain power, because putting squares on point can be tricky, but it was worth it. The main part of the fabric is a line called Every Iota by Robert Kaufman. I found most of it online. The back is this really soft, nubby material. It's a little hard to work with because if the stretch, but the result is so great. Who wouldn't want to cuddle their baby in such softness? All I have left to do is the binding, which is actually my favorite part. I have named this quilt (because you have to name a quilt) the Irving. Hope they like it :)

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Friday, September 21, 2007

Photo Friday


I call this: "Inspiration."

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Birthday

Today, Gracie is 1. Or 7. You know, dog years. She is still very much a puppy, but is calming down. We love her crazy self. (We also know that most of you do not. That's okay, we don't judge.)

Quote of the Day

Mini-Me: Flower, come jump with me!
Flower: I can't. I'm too beautiful. Look at me.

Overheard this morning before Flower went to school.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Weight Loss Wednesday

Yes, my friends, Weight Loss Wednesday is back. I have taken a bit of a hiatus, but now I am back with a vengeance. I decided last week that Jenny was a tad too expensive. Lean Cuisine is owned by the same company, and the nutritional exchanges for the food is the same. The element of Jenny I knew I needed was the counselor. I need someone I can weigh in with, I need someone I can check in with weekly. Naturally, I thought of my mom. She has successfully waged the battle of the bulge and is always full of advice and encouragement for me. We began on Monday, which will be my new weigh-in day. Her advice this week? It's okay to be hungry. Tell that to my kids at 3:30 in the afternoon when they're starving.

Monday, September 17, 2007

The Fair!

The fair came to town this weekend. We had a ball. Flower was finally tall (and brave) enough to go on some faster rides. Mini-me cried, because she's wanted to go on the roller coaster for 2 years in a row now, but has been too short. They rode in the belly of a bear with Curly:










Went on a crazy motorcycle ride:






Went on a ride that took your straight up, and then dropped you, several times:








We did the dime toss and won 2 glasses:








We did the carousel. Patch was less than impressed:






We saw livestock. Oh, the livestock. Patch loved the piggies. The girls liked the milking exhibition:



What a fun time we had! We can't wait for next year.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

QUIPs and WIPs

Here's my latest QUIP (quilt in progress):






Here's my latest cross stitch WIP (work in progress):



I have been busy cleaning and organizing for the fall, so I have not been able to devote the time I would like to my projects. Maybe this weekend I'll have a little more time. If not, Esmeralda may not have a home for Halloween!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Nutshell


A picture is definitely worth a thousand words.


Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Jump!

This is Patch's favorite thing to do: he climbs up the first two stairs to the landing. Then, while I count to 3, he crouches down as low as he can. Then, he stands up really fast and yells either "Doe!" or "Dump!" It is so funny. We are supposed to "catch" him when he does this. Here is a picture of the wind up:


Sunday, September 09, 2007

Hair

Before


After


Before


After

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Pizza


We are having pizza for dinner -- the kind we make ourselves, not the kind the teenager brings. While I wait for it cook, I thought I would post a picture from our recent summer vacation. This was taken at some falls in Yellowstone. Our little family is a lot of fun. The kids are always singing or pretending. If you ever get the chance to see them act out Seussical the Musical, don't pass it up. Sometimes they let me be Gertrude.
Patch has not felt too well today. He's been a little grumpy and has taken 2 long naps. He's fussing now, but he has to stay in his high chair until dinner is over. He can make it up those stairs so fast. I hope he likes his pizza, or else he's going to be really mad.

Double Play

I think I may have said I few times that I enjoy cross stitching. And, if I haven't, let me say that I enjoy cross stitching. I also enjoy a good baseball game. Combine the two, and you have a phenomenon known as "Stitch 'N Pitch." The website has a list of teams that hosted the event, with 3 games still to come. Unfortunately, none are near me. Curly read me an article yesterday about a recent event. Apparently you get to sit in a "special" section that is full of stitchers. I doubt they sell many hot dogs in that section.

On my stitching front, I am still plugging away at Esmeralda's House. My new goal is to have it done by the end of the month so it can be framed by Halloween. Last night I finished the top of my Olivia quilt. It is so cute. A little busy, but cute. My favorite part is the border, which is made of strips that show Olivia exercising with the words "Exercising is good. Accessorizing is better."

The county fair starts next week, and for the first time in 3 years I have no cross stitch to enter. I am very sad about that. I have finished a couple of pieces, but have not been able to get them framed. One is a very cute Thanksgiving circle. I want to have that made into a tray. I may enter the baked goods competition. Last year my 5 Flavor Cake did not do so well. I'm hoping for a better showing this year in the cake category.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

It's Freezing!

I love the temperature gauge on a car. I'm a weather nerd -- I could watch Dopplar Radar for hours on end. While driving in Grandma and Grandpa's car this morning, I had to laugh when I saw that the temperature outside was 33 with a warning for ice. If only....it's actually 90. Thanks again for the use of the car, even if the temperature doesn't work :)

Ballerina


Monday, September 03, 2007

Falliday Explanation

I have been asked what "falliday" is. Well, on the Today show this morning (which I watch nearly every morning), they did a segment that talked about how New Year's Resolutions have become passe, and how fall is the new New Year's. Fall is often a time to start over, mainly because of the start of the new school year and the new season of great TV shows. I know my routine kind of starts over in the fall, since summer gets a little relaxed with vacation, pool time, camps, etc. So that's what Falliday is. Enjoy yours.

Labor Day

My headache from yesterday has continued into today, so I am going to try to take it easy today. No loud noises....We had hoped to go hiking today, but lack of a vehicle has cancelled those plans. I am going this morning (my mom is coming at about 11:30 to pick me up) to get Curly's parents car down in Northern Va. We are so glad they're out of town so we can borrow it. It's supposed to be about 90 today, and that's just too hot to hike around with little kids, especially one that will ask to be carried and can't because she's too big, one that will ask to be carried and will be, and one that will be in a backpack.

The main thing I have to accomplish this week is getting the upstairs in order. Since people don't really go upstairs in our house, I let it slide. A lot. I try to keep the bathroom really clean, since no one likes a dirty bathroom, but I admit I don't clean up after kids, husband, and myself as much as I should in the bedrooms. But no more. My Falliday resolution is to keep our rooms neat and tidy. For this task, I am sure I will be cracking open the Martha Stewart Homekeepking Handbook. She really does know everything.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Last night at about 3 am, the doorbell rang. There is only one person who will ring your doorbell in the middle of the night: a policeman. There were several cruisers and SUVs stopped on Market Street right in front of our house. Our car had been the victim of a hit-and-run about an hour before that. The side was bashed in, the front door won't open, the side mirror was ripped off, and the tire was punctured and flat. That tire was only 6 weeks old. I just stood in the street and shook my head in complete disbelief. This is our only car. How would we get to church? Take Flower to school? Go to Target? It took us a couple of hours to get back to sleep, and then kids woke up way too early. Luckily, church now starts at 1 instead of 9, so we had time to find a ride. We still haven't fully worked out the rest of the car situation. We don't know if insurance will pay for our rental car or not. The repair will take a l-o-n-g time.

The good news is there was a car behind the guy who hit us who saw the whole thing. He called the police and they caught the guy. He was, of course, drunk. We are just thankful that it happened overnight and not while we were in the car.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Friends

I have very good friends. I have friends I can call on the way to the airport and ask them to overnight the bag I forgot to me. I have friends who know they can do the same to me. Sometimes I feel lonely. Don't we all? I just have to remember that if I feel lonely, my friends probably do, too. Becky and I were able to hit the tale end of Gallery Walk tonight. Downtown Frederick was a happenin' place. We talked, laughed, shopped, and ate guacamole. I got home way late. It was a great night. So here's to my friends who are my listening ear and my guacamole pals. I could not have made it through the week without you.

Friday, August 31, 2007

I Love Sally

I went to Safeway tonight, and took notice of the large flat screen tv showing an "I Love Lucy" rerun. My mom is a huge Lucy fan, or at least she was when we were growing up. Before daytime talk shows ruled the airwaves, I Love Lucy and other same-era shows were on Fox during the day. My younger brother used to say "Not 'I Love Sally.' I hate grey." He was so funny. He did like "Shirley, Shirley," which was "Laverne and Shirley."

Flower lately has been asking us to tell her funny stories from when she was "a kid." In my expert mom opinion, the funny stuff usually happens in the first few years. Since I missed the first 2.5 years of her short life, I'm missing some prime comedy. I can remember a few cute things, like when she was stuck in traffic with Curly and she got on her toy cell phone to make a few calls to tell people she was "stuff in trassiss." When she was 3, she would go potty with an inner tube around her waist, and goggles over her eyes. We have pictures to prove it. She and Curly would set up the playroom with elaborate scenes, involving Barbie, the green Power Ranger, army guys, Little People, and stuffed animals. I walked in on one battle one evening to find Flower in a faint on the floor. Curly was preparing to life flight her (using a clever combination of a toy helicopter and jump rope) to the hospital (which was located on the top of a chest of drawers). She came to when the doctor (also Curly) gave her chocolate.

Mini-me also does some funny things. She used to say "La Loo" for "love you" and called all her uncles "muncle." She runs around the house singing in a strange language that sounds like "dtha dtah dtha dtha doo do dododododododo doooooOoooo!OOOOO!O!" Sometimes she puts on a rainboot on one foot and a slipper on the other and walks around the house. She tries to leave the house wearing this, but I still exercise some control over her wardrobe. She calls sprinkles "sparkles."

Patch doesn't do much yet, but he thinks he's hilarious. His best joke is climbing the stairs as fast as possible and throwing something down from the top. Yes, he's done it while I'm in the bathroom and yes, it scares me half to death. He mainly just looks at his sisters like they're crazy. He's right.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dora

Saturday afternoon, Dora the Explorer came to the Francis Scott Key mall here in Frederick. It's a small mall, you can stand at one end and see the other. Dora came to the center, where Santa and the Easter Bunny visit. When we arrived, there was a long line of people. We got to the end, and several others filed in behind us. Mini-me then announced she had to go potty. We ran to the McDonald's, went potty, and got back in line, this time with Curly and Patch who had been parking the car. Dora had arrived while we were powdering our noses. While I turned to Curly and told him where we were, Mini-me took off at a sprint, ducked under the ropes and gave Dora a big hug. Dora, who was what Aunt Mooney would call a "depiction," didn't talk, she just gestured with her oversized mitt of a hand an "oops!" I caught up to Mini-me, explained to her that we had to wait our turn, and walked her back to the caboose of line. She looked at me and said "Mommy, I love Dora so much! And I know Dora loves me so much, too." She fully accepted that Dora could only talk as a cartoon, and not as a person. Ah, the faith of a little child.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Flower Update

Flower is back at her mom's house tonight, after a l-o-n-g day at the ER. After running a CT Scan, and several blood tests, it was determined that she might have a mild concussion, but otherwise is fine. Curly was able to give her a blessing with Muncle Ryan. Flower will be home from school tomorrow, but hopefully will go back on Wednesday. I hope she is able to rest a little, and I hope her mom is able to feel okay about the day. I'm sure it was scary for her.

Sooner or Later

The odds were bound to catch up with us. Patch was in the ER in January, Mini-me followed in February, Curly in March, and I had surgery in June. Today, Flower fainted in school and hit her head on her desk. She is sporting a couple of bruises and was sent home from the ER after a 5 hour visit, saying the doctors didn't know what caused her to faint, but she seemed to be doing okay. They did a strep test and a UTI test, but didn't take blood sugar levels or draw blood or check her head. After being home for about an hour, Ex called that Flower's eyes were dilating and she was taking her back. I don't think we need to worry to excess here; I think Flower is okay. I do understand being cautious, and I agree that other testing needs to be done. I'll post an update as soon as I know anything more.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Photo Friday

We sure do miss Sun Valley ice cream, and our cousins.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Bag


I just love this fabric. It is so fun and modern and not at all like I pictured quilting fabric when I was younger. Couldn't you just imagine this as a baby quilt? I can see it in my mind, and it's breathtaking.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Patch Overboard

As I was getting the kids ready for bath #1 this morning, I left them in the bathroom while the tub was filling so I could get towels out of their bedrooms. Mini-me came running out, yelling "He fell in! He fell in!" I ran back into the bathroom to find sweet Patch sitting beneath the stream of water in his clothes. He was laughing and having the time of his life.

Today I worked on a bag that I have had for a couple of months. I started cutting out the pieces before we went on vacation. The pattern calls for lots of pockets, but I only put in one sectioned pocket in the interior. If I made it again, I would probably do a couple of other pockets. It was fairly simple, and turned out so cute. Look for pictures soon.

Flower's first day of school was a success. She thinks her teacher is so funny. When I asked her what she wanted to learn more about, she said art. And maybe science. But mostly art. Hello, Art Institute of Washington...

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Rain...Again

I am taking advantage of the cool weather and making a huge pot of chili for dinner tonight. We have back to school night at Flower's school tonight; her first day is tomorrow. She'll be a 3rd grader.

Patch has slept most of today. He got up before 8, took his nap at about 10, woke up from that at about 1:30, and is down again at 3:30. When I checked his teeth this afternoon, it looks like one has finally broken through. He's still coughing from the cold he got in Sun Valley. Hopefully all the sleep today will help him kick it.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Rainy Day

Today is a rainy day. I love rainy days. The world looks green again, instead of drought brown. It's also nice and cool -- under 80. It feels like fall is here.

Patch had his one-year doctors check up today. He passed with flying colors, but not without 3 shots and some blood work. In our state and county, "they" mandate a lead test. It's not such a bad idea, since we live in a nearly 100-year-old house and have traces of lead here and there. I don't let Patch chew on the windowsills, but you never know. He was very brave and is up and around now. His height and head are in the 75 percentile, but his weight is now in about the 10th. For as loud as he is, he's not verbal, but since he's a boy (and slower than his sisters with that), the doctor was not concerned.

I'm having some pain in my heel today, which is a really weird place to have pain. It really hurts to walk on it, and it aches when I rest. I've let Mini-me watch some shows as a result. A commercial for Bratz came on. I don't like Bratz. I think they are worse than Barbies as far as self-image is concerned. I said "I don't like Bratz."
Mini-me countered with "I do. I like Bratz."
I looked at her and said "Bratz are trashy."
Quick as a wink, Mini-me answered "I like trash." There you have it.

It's now thunder storming, and Mini-me is mad. She's yelling "Bad rain! Bad!" I guess it's time to log off...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Dinner Party

Tonight we were invited to a dinner party. A friend of ours recently bought an inn in Pennsylvania, called The Lodge at Blue Ridge Summit. ML is a caterer, and we thought she would be cooking for us. We were pleasantly surprised when handed a menu and told the chef would be cooking dinner, and ML could sit and chat. They were doing a new menu, and wanted opinions. My opinion was that my filet was delicious and my apple cobbler was to die for. There were 5 couples total. We all new Randy and ML from different areas -- Curly met Randy at a Chamber of Commerce event, and then we met ML when she catered the FtP event in June. Another couple knew them from cycling. One woman was ML's former neighbor. Dan is the chairman of the board for Goodwill in Federick. I love dinner parties, especially ones where everyone there is so different. The one unifying hobby was golf. I heard more about the links than I really cared to. When asked if I played, I said "No, but I'm really good at driving the cart and having lunch at the clubhouse."

4 months

We are a mere 4 months away from Christmas. That's not much time. I should have stared my projects months ago, but I didn't. Whoops. My bad. I like to make the presents we give to the kids. They care more about the toys Santa brings than the toys we may give them. I don't mind giving Santa the glory. It gives me chance to do something special and unique for each of the kids.

For Patch, I am knitting him a sweater. I got the yarn while I was in Sun Valley. It will be orange with green stripes.

For Mini-me and Flower, I am going to make them mini-quilts for the baby dolls and pillows for their beds. In my blog cruising, I stumbled upon Thimble Blossoms. When I saw her picture, I thought she looked LDS. Then I scrolled all the way to the bottom of the page, and saw her Primary quilt. Definitely LDS. My idea for pillows is to take one of the squares for each girl and make it into a pillow.

With all the Christmas projects I have to start, how am I going to finish my Halloween and Thanksgiving projects??? Would anyone be interested in a nanny position? Housekeeping maybe?

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Spam Schmam

I get a lot of spam. I'm not quite sure who sold out my email address, but I sure hope it wasn't fatquartershop.com. In these spam messages, I am asked if I want to see pictures of hot singles over 30. Do I use yahoo or google? Would I like to refinance? Sell my house? View more hot pictures of hot singles? Meet my soulmate on eharmony? The one that caught my eye was the subject that claimed my son had sent me some music online. As I looked at Patch with his runny nose, I wondered how he found time to send me an email, what with his busy toy playing and diaper pooping. Spam senders must be lonely, and they must think everyone else is just as lonely. How sad.

I'm having a hard time getting the vampires out of my head. It will be another year before the next installment comes out. I don't think I can wait that long! I was worried after Harry Potter that I wouldn't find another book that would excite me as much. I was wrong. Curly is on the second book now. He gets a little tired of the face caressing and hand holding, but it's a vampire love saga. The PG romance needs to be in there. The author is coming to VA near my parents house in about a month. I think I'll go meet her.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

An Inconvenient Truth

My drivers license expired while we were on our 18 state tour. I went to the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration (MVA) this morning to remedy the situation. I received my line number at 10:58 this morning. I was seen at 1:22 this afternoon. It is my professional assessment that the MVA is none other than a social experiment, similar to the Darwin Initiative, that is designed to test a persons limits. Mine were stretched as far as they would go. After waiting 2.5 hours, a woman asked me to verify my information, pointedly asking about my weight. Yes, in Maryland, your weight is printed in bold on your license. Someone once told me that this was for the rescue workers who may need to help you. I highly doubt that in a life or death situation, the EMT would take time to rustle through my bag to find my license in order to know if he had to lift with his legs and get the jumbo stretcher. I laughed at the woman and confessed that I have never weighed the number on record. I guess I was a liar 5 years ago.

And did I tell the truth today? No way!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Bittersweet

We are home.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Leaving

I don't want to go home. I'm not ready.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Last Full Day

Curly is playing his last round of golf right now. The last day is always so sad. I hate to leave. I was thinking of all the things I love about this place, and I thought I would list them for you. Mostly, I want to make everyone jealous they are not here.

1. Books. Nearly everyone in my family is a reader. There is always a new suggestion, a new find. This trip I have discovered The Goose Girl (thanks Karen) and the vampire series (thanks Jessica).

2. Bikes. I don't own a bike at home, but coming here and biking to Ketchum, biking to the village, or just biking the trails makes me want one. Think of the fun I could have!

3. Skating. I learned to ice skate here at the tender age of 3. Mini-me loves it, Flower loves it. I have such a great time trying to remember how to spin and jump, and I also have a great time teaching the younger kids. My back aches after a session, but it's worth it for a really great time. We skate every night after dinner, and then get ice cream afterwards. I have been really good this trip and have abstained from the nightly dessert.

4. Family. Everywhere we go, we run into someone. This morning, we went to have breakfast at the inn buffet, and ran into my parents. Then, walking around the shops, we ran into Mike, Jean, and PT. We got to our house, and Jake and Zach were hanging around our front door.

I am going to be so sad to leave tomorrow. I wish we could stay 2 weeks...

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Another Happy Birthday

This one is to me! I can't even tell you how many Sun Valley birthdays I have had. This one ranks right up there. Thanks for the messages and good wishes and presents! I'm Jana O'Kigin and I'm 30! I can kick, stretch, and kick.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Happy Birthday to Curly

Today, Curly is 35. I am going to relish this last day where he is old, and I am still in my 20s. By tomorrow, that will no longer be the case. To celebrate, he is golfing. Show of hands for who is surprised by that. Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so. When he comes back, we are hopping on the rented bikes and heading to Desperados for lunch. I feel kind of bad that I didn't bring any presents for him with me, but not too bad because I know he didn't bring any presents for me.

I am growing a list of Sun Valley injuries. The other day I was leaving Mini-me and Flower's room, turned too quickly, and ran face first into the door jam. My eyebrow is still tender. Last night while ice skating, I was helping some of the little cousins around the rink. One of them fell, and as a result, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder. Then, as I was going to take laundry out of the dryer (without shoes on), I stubbed my big toe and now have a blood blister. I am falling apart.

Ice skating has been a big hit for our girls. The rink is outdoors year-round. It never gets really hot here, but that's still quite a feat in the summer. Mini-me can get around the rink without holding on, although last night she wanted to hold on, which had to do more with fatigue than anything else. Flower was really nervous and first, but now that she has the hang of it, she does great. Our tradition is to go every night after dinner and then get ice cream afterwards. Last night at ice cream, the kids were telling knock-knock jokes that were so funny, because they were wrong.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Sun Valley Monday

Today is another beautiful day here. Curly went to the in-law grandchildren breakfast with my grandparents this morning. I stayed home with kids (Flower had her cousin Jane sleep over), and we dressed and breakfasted until he came home. We then went out to race our ducks in the stream. Mini-me freaked out when her duck went in the water. She was afraid she wouldn't get it back. After a few rounds of watching Jane and Flower, she bravely put her duck in for a race and yelled encouraging phrases like "You can do it, baby!" It was very funny.

Curly and Flower are now horseback riding for their daddy-daughter date. Mini-me has chosen a trip to the candy store and feeding the ducks (real ones) as hers. When they get home, we're going to go swimming. It's a little chilly, but the round pool is heated. Tonight, we'll skate.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Day What?

Since we have been gone a week, I think I will stop counting the days.

Yellowstone was, again, beautiful. Our first stop out of the car (to change a diaper), resulted in wolf sighting. Back in the car, we drove for less than 5 minutes when we noticed a buffalo on the side of the road. It was huge. We pulled over, took a picture (I wouldn't let anyone get out because they hand you a drawing of a man getting gored by a buffalo when you enter the park), and then watched the buffalo merge in front of us and lead traffic for awhile. The rest of the trip was spent trying to find a bear (never did) and looking at the "thermal features." At one area, Mini-me kept plugging her nose and saying "Pee-yoush!" One hot spot was called "Dragons Breath," and on the way to the car, Mini-me said "I don't like dragon toots." We all giggled about that. To cap off our perfect trip, we made it to Old Faithful a mere 15 minutes before it erupted. Perfect timing.

We our now in beautiful Sun Valley. We miss the family members who aren't here, but are having a great time catching up with those who are. Last night's ice show was one to remember, complete with a hula hoop of fire. Today at church we took up 6 rows. The weather is lovely, the newly remodelled apartments are luxurious, and I am with my family. What a perfect way to unwind for a week.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Photo Friday

Here are some photos of our vacation so far.









Thursday, August 02, 2007

Day 5

This may have been the busiest yet. We had read that the Badlands look best in early morning or early evening light. As early evening wasn't an option, we decided to get an early start. Not too hard to do with Patch, whose internal clock knows no time zones. As we drove west on I-90, we got a few glimpses of what was to come. Nothing, however, quite compared with the first actual viewing from the top of a rock formation. The Badlands defy all description. They are craggy and smooth. They are blandly yellow and vibrantly striped with orange and pink. They go on forever. Just when you think you are out of them, you go around another corner and more pop up. And by more, I mean formations as far as the eye can see. We did a lot of hiking around. Mini-me was so tired by about an hour and a half into our journey and wanted to be carried. That just wasn't an option, so we told her she was the "line leader" of the hikers. She felt so important.

The Badlands loop ends in Wall, SD, home of Wall Drug. I had heard tell of Wall Drug, and wanted to check it out. It was not on our itinerary, but neither was the Corn Palace, with its Corn-ceptual art. Wall Drug, as it turns out, was an even better stop. They had a great little restaurant, full of old people, families, and bikers on their way to Sturgis. We celebrated Patch's first birthday with a fresh, homemade donut and a scoop of homemade ice cream. Aunie Ree and Sara got him a cake and a present when we were at the lake, so he has been very celebrated. The store is ginormous (which is now a word in the dictionary), and has several departments. They also have a backyard with a water play area, where the water shoots up out of the ground. Patch wanted to wander in there, and as it was 90* and his birthday, I let him. The girls thought the giant T-Rex that growled at you was pretty cool. We got some great pictures.

After Wall Drug, it was off to Mount Rushmore. I have always wanted to see it. The idea of carving into a giant mountain is somewhat intruiging. When we arrived, the first thing we noticed is that Mount Rushmore is a popular stop for those on their way to Sturgis. It was a relatively short stop, only about an hour, but I loved it. The monument is awe-inspiring and is a great tribute to those who shaped our nation.

Our next stop was Sturgis. After seeing all the bikers, we wanted to know what all the hub-bub was about. Granted, we were still a few days before the actual biker rally, but we knew people were already there. It was pretty cool. There were a couple of bikes that made me want to ride and that I would consider letting Curly ride. I wanted to stop for a t-shirt, but there was no time.

Our next stop was in Powell, WY. We made pretty great time through Wyoming. I love 75 mph speed limits. We stopped for dinner, got directions to the hotel, and realized that we would have to go over a huge mountain in the dark. I do not like heights, and I do not like mountain roads. We were also told they were free-ranging cattle up there, and to be on the lookout for them. It was a white-knuckle adventure. I made Curly very nervous. I was a little glad it was dark, however, because we found out the drop-offs were pretty steep up there. Yikes.

Day 6 is Yellowstone. Does the fun never stop???

Day 4

A few years ago, while watching The Today Show at the gym, I saw Al Roker do a story on the Corn Palace. They are the world's only corn palace. What is a corn palace, you may ask? Well, it's a building decorated entirely with corn. You really can't make stuff like this up. As we drove through South Dakota this afternoon, I spotted several signs advertising this wonder with great slogans like "It's A-MAIZE-ING." I convinced Curly to take a slight detour from our planned route and check out this modern marvel. Every year they decorate with a new theme. I have no idea who "they" is. They just do it. This year was a tribute to the rodeo. Flower and Mini-me thought it was the coolest thing they had ever seen. Admission is free, and you can even take a tour, meeting at the "corn-cession" stand. On the inside is a small arena, complete with a stage and basketball court. It was originally built for livestock auctions. I was not disappointed, but I think Curly was a little underwhelmed. He's a good sport.

The drive through South Dakota has been spectacular. As we neared sunset (which was pretty here, too), we came over the crest of a hill to look down on the Missouri River and a mountain rising behind it. While I don't want to live here, I kind of like South Dakota. I've been singing the song from The One and Only Genuine Original Family Band: "Dakota, Dakota! Where a man stands tall. Dakota, oh Dakota! Where there's land for all!" There is a lot of land. There is a lot of corn. We've gotten into some serious ethanol discussions. Personally, I am all for it. There's a lot of corn out there. A. Lot.

Today has not been without its mishaps. We were trying to stretch out time between stops earlier today had resorted to snacks in the car (gasp!). I had been giving some chips and crackers to Patch as we drove along. I reached back, gave Patch a wheat thin, which he proceeded to choke on, followed by him throwing up that and all the rest of his snacks. It was gross. Then, driving along I-90, minding our own business, a road runner, probably trying to outrun a wily coyote, ran right in front of our car. All that's left of him is a feather. I didn't see him after impact, but Curly assured me he was not stuck under the car, but had rolled away (forcefully) from the car.

Until tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Day 3

Aaahh, the lake. Who wouldn't love a day at the lake? We arrived at Uncle Bob's cabin at about 11, met his friends Tess, Randy, and Clarence, and got suited up. We ran into the lake. Mini-me started to shriek and ran out. Turns out she did not find minnows nibbling her feet to be cute or funny. Flower loved the minnows and spent a good 30 minutes minnow hunting.

After lunch, Flower, Mini-me, and Curly got in the boat with Uncle Bob and Auntie Ree while Patch and I took a nap at the cabin. They came back with such fun stories of tubing that we had to check it out, too. Curly held Patch in his lap on one side of the giant tube while Flower and cousin Sara were on the other side. Even though Uncle Bob drove the boat very slowly, Patch did not like tubing at all. I then got a chance to try with Mini-me on my lap. We had a bumpy ride, and it was so much fun.

Lake Miltona is a beautiful lake about 2 hours north of the twin cities. Curly's family has been going there for years. When you go to Lake Miltona, it is a sin to leave before sunset. They think the Lake Miltona sunsets are the most beautiful sunsets in the world. While I agree that the sunsets are spectacular, I disagree that they are the best in the world. I think you can see a beautiful sunset wherever you are; we just don't take the time to look at one very often. Being in a place like Miltona where cell phone coverage is spotty and rare, where the tv is only turned on because the weather is making it dangerous to be on a boat, makes it a place where you slow down enough to appreciate a stunning end to the day.

Day 4 will be spent in the car. Again. I think Day 3 has been the kids favorite. Flower called the lake "Solla Sollew," which is a song from Seussical about the most beautiful place you can go in your mind. I don't think tomorrow will quite compare to today. We won't even try.

Day 2

I think it might get a little redundant to talk about how we were in the car again today. So I won't.

This morning, we awoke to the dulcet tones of Patch crying in the crib. The hotel clock said 7:30. We got up, got ready, and got down to the car by what we thought was 10. It was actually 9. Ooops. Lucky for us, Grandma and Grandpa are early risers. By the time we got there, Grandpa had already been to the store for chocolate milk. We had brunch with Aunt Lisa and Courtney. Courtney is very tall. Taller than Curly. Flower couldn't get enough of her. Grandma outdid herself again. I think I know why I love to cook.

We drove and drove and drove some more. By hour 4, Flower had smacked Patch and shoved Mini-me's feet. We had to draw boundaries. Mini-me lost gum privileges yet again. An hour away from our destination, I decided to show the kids how to make trucks honk. We pumped our arms up and down and only got one honk. Patch thought he was responsible and shrieked and clapped. We let him live in his delusion; he won't remember it tomorrow.

Tonight we are sleeping in St. Cloud, Minnesota with Auntie Ree and Sara. Tomorrow we go to one of the 10,000 lakes. Does it get any better?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Day 1

We made great time today and arrived in the Land of Lincoln at about 5:30. Grandma made lovely party sandwiches, which we devoured. So much tastier than a Big Mac. The girls discovered the toy closet and Patch discovered the rip-apart referee. As we left, Mini-me sighed and said "Your Grandma has the most beautiful house." It's too true.

We are staying at the Double Tree down the street from my grandparents. The kids are exhausted, yet wired. They have been scrubbed, tubbed, and adequately fed, but still refuse to be taken into the arms of Orpheus. (Or is it Morpheus???) At any rate, they refuse.

The drive was not too terrible. We had to remind Flower that she was not, nor never would be, the parent of Mini-me and Patch, and that she needs to mind her own business. Mini-me lost her gum-chewing privileges an hour into the drive, and Patch decided to exhibit his song-stylings as we drove along the Chicago suburbs. We only used the DVD player twice, as the girls were enthralled with their Toobs. We even rigged up some head phones (or "ear pods," as Mini-me called them), so we could listen to our music instead of Pooh's Heffalump Movie.

I would say that a good time was had by all today. So far we still like each other. We'll see if I say the same tomorrow.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Vacation

I have not posted in a couple of days because I have been busy getting ready to go on vacation. While I enjoy being on vacation, I don't enjoy going on vacation. This time, we are driving to Idaho. That's a long trip. We have planned fun stops along the way, so hopefully our kids will enjoy the journey as much as the destination. I do have my doubts, as Mini-me and Patch can't stand being in the car for more than an hour or so, but I am hopeful it will turn out better than I hope. I will try to blog from the road, so keep checking back!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Reading

I love to read. When I was a kid, I preferred reading to friends. My brother would tell you that it wasn't so much a choice as a byproduct of being a dork, but whatever. I read a lot for pleasure, even during the school year. I have to admit, even my love of reading couldn't help me pass a Mr. Rouse pop quiz on A Tale of Two Cities.

But I digress, and get ahead of myself. Just a bit.

One of the reasons I love Harry Potter so much is that it's something we all read together. I can count on one hand the number of friends I have who are not reading it. What I enjoy most is being able to have a discussion on the book, beyond just "Oh my gosh! Snape is Hermione's real dad!" I like discussing themes and application. That's why I love my book group. We move beyond the storyline into application.

I was intrigued a few years ago when I heard the city of Chicago read To Kill a Mockingbird together. What a cool thing -- a whole city reading. That, and Harry Potter, have got me thinking about how neat it would be to do a cyber book-club. I think back to high school English and realize that I didn't "get" most of those books, because I was trying to pass a pop quiz (I mean, who can remember the color of Gatsby's car, and who cares?). So I wanted to ask you, my 25 readers, if you would join me in reading a book. I don't know what it will be yet, but it will be a "classic." If you are interested, post a comment or shoot me an email and we'll get rolling. Book suggestions would also be welcome. No LaVerle Spencer, Grandma. She's just too racy :)

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Rumors

For those who don't want to hear the words "Harry Potter" before they've finished the book for fear they will hear something that will ruin the ending, stop reading now.

Done?

Okay.

Now that I have you alone, I thought I would share this juicy bit I just heard from a Harry Potter gossip site. JK will reveal on her Dateline interview (this Sunday, bits and pieces on the Today show Thursday and Friday) that she is not quite done with Harry's world. She plan on writing a sort of "Hogwarts: A History." I am so glad she's not done. I still have some questions. My guess is the book will come out some time with the last movie.

Drawing the Line

Even I have limits, folks. Do you really need to cross stitch a picture of Audrey Hepburn?






I guess if you're a fan, you do.


I also would never stitch an afghan of kitties. This one belongs in Umbridge's office.






Would you feel comfortable using this toilet? Not so much.








And this design reminds me too much of this guy.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Wow

I finished the book last night at about 1 am. I admit, there were parts where I cried. I thought it was wonderful. I would love to discuss it, but I won't put anything here, because ruining the book is just what Voldemort would want. Feel free to email me and we can chat about it!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Book 7

I wish I could say that my experience in getting Book 7 was as awesome as my cousin's, but alas, it was not. It wasn't even close to awesome; it was tedious and long and exhuasting. My friend Rebeccah picked me up at 10:30. We had planned on eating first and then heading over to Borders to pick up our pre-ordered copies. It seemed like a good idea at the time, since when the last book came out, pre-orders got their books ahead of those who just showed up to pick up a copy. We pulled into the parking lot shared by Borders and Home Depot and had to park next to Home Depot - that's how many cars were there. We walked into the store to see wall-to-wall people. Our Borders is not big, but it was packed. We quickly found out that it didn't matter if you pre-ordered or not, the only way to get the book from that store that night was to pre-order. So all those people, packed like sardines, had signed up for the book months ago.

We joined the line to get a colored wrist bands. When you got the book was determined by what color you had; orange, green, silver, blue, pink, and purple. We waited in a line that snaked around the books on tape and bargain books for 45 minutes. Finally, we got our purple band. Then we waited another 45 minutes or so until we could line up. There was no one telling us where to go. Every once in a while, a woman would get on a mic and say "Pinks, line up now." When it was purples turn, we found that there were 3 different lines. In order to prevent a riot, we allowed merging.

After waiting in a line to be told when to wait in another line, I had the book in hand and was waiting in a third line to pay. While in the lines, I heard several conversations I am trying to forget. I hope it was just mere speculation and not spoiling the book. I did manage to see the last chapter title (because the little girl in front of me said "Look!" and showed me), so I know the world does not end. I got home at around 2:30 and managed to read about 2 chapters before I finally collapsed. I am hoping for good naps today so I can read a few more.

Friday, July 20, 2007

It Works!

Curly got on the phone with tech support last night and fixed our internet. Hurray! I can now download with the best of them. Thanks Curly! You're great!

The day is finally here. I was watching the Today Show, and a guy on it (interviewed by the incomparable Tiki Barber) said this was the fable of our generation. When has anything like this ever happened before? I hope it happens again. I love being swept up in the hype.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Computer Woes

My computer has been slow. You would think we had dial up. I haven't been able to read my favorite blogs because I give up in frustration waiting for sites to load. I haven't blogged because of the same reason. That, and I've been reading Harry Potter. I am on book 5. For this book, I am reading the British version that my parents brought me from Scotland. As I read, I wonder what made them change some of the words. For example, would we really not understand that a "dustbin" is a "trashcan"? Or that a "hosepipe" is a "hose"? Who decided to change it? Who gets to read the book and make the changes? What is the job title? Are they hiring?

Last night I had play selection committee. I am still pushing for Annie, but it looks like I'm the only one. Oh well. While I was gone, Curly showed Mini-me some of the Harry Potter movie. She loved it. She thinks Harry is so cute. She does not like Snape. She said he was "so scary to me." I think she agrees that Snape is a double agent for the Dark Lord. I can't wait to find out!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Family Firsts

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Our dog is part beagle, which means it has the wandering gene. This morning, she took advantage of an unlatched gate and a Harry Potter fanatic and got out. A neighbor across the street found her, went to the house 2 doors down from us and asked the girl, who happens to be our teenage babysitter, if anyone on the block had a cute puppy. She said no, and with that, Gracie took a trip to the pound. Oh the shame. $34 later, we have our puppy (who apparently is not cute) and a new tag for her. If the find her again, they increase the fine to $50. If it happens a third time, I am going to say "Gracie who?"

Friday, July 13, 2007

Harry Potter

I am a Harry Potter fan. For me, it doesn't get any better than that good lookin' wizard flying around on his broomstick. I caught Potter-mania when I came home from my mission and read the first 3 books in about a week. I did not preorder the 4th book, and I regretted it. I was living in Utah at the time and anything trendy sells out in about an hour there. I had to wait for amazon.com to get back in stock. When the first movie came out, I was working on Capitol Hill and decided to take a personal day, citing some vague "appointment," and saw the movie at about 10 am with my parents. Loved it. (I was also found out by my boss. Oops.) I did not preorder book 5, but there were plenty of copies to go around. The movies for books 2-4 were all seen by the second night. For book 6, we were vacationing on The Cape with Curly's family. We left our kids in the hotel room with his sister at about 11:00 and got in the car, driving until we spotted a Border's or Barnes and Noble. We found one and by 1 am had a book in hand. Oh the lengths I will go to be a part of the Potter world. I have yet to dress up as one of the character at any of these book or movie events, but there is still one book left and several movies, so I wouldn't rule anything out.

Knowing my love of Harry (I even suggested we name Patch Harry...), you won't be surprised to know that Curly and I got a babysitter last night and caught the 9:40 showing of the movie that came out Wednesday. I know some people thought it was "just okay," but I thought it was fabulous. For one thing, it was about an hour shorter than the previous 2 movies. In the book, Harry finds himself shouting a lot, and also isolating himself from his friends because he feels they don't understand him. I felt the movie toned that down a bit, but it still played to his teen angst. As always, my favorite was Ron Weasley. That kid has perfected the grimace. He also has the funniest lines.

The next book comes out a week from today. This time, I have preordered. I don't yet have a sitter, but I'm not too worried. Maybe we'll go see the movie again and then head over to the party. Maybe I'll wear scarlet and gold. I took the sorting test, and it looks like I'd be better suited for Hufflepuff, where students are fair-minded, friendly, modest, and hard working. One point behind was Ravenclaw, where students are clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Maybe instead of scarlet and gold, I should wear yellow and black or blue and bronze.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bad Day

Yesterday was a bad day. Defrosting the freezer was just the tip of the iceburg. At one point, the dog was barking and both kids were crying as hard as they possibly could. I am hoping that today is better. I imagine it will be. My quilting group was postponed -- several women are sick. So I can be lazy tonight, just like I was last night. The sun is shining, the sky is a bright blue. I think we'll spend some time at the park this morning. Mini-me can get some of her energy out, and Patch can wear himself out so he sleeps for several hours. Everyone wins!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Goodness

This morning, I took the kids downstairs to play and noticed a puddle next to the freezer. Upon opening said freezer, I discovered a huge mess of frost and thawed food. It appears that the door was not shut tightly the last time someone (me) went down to get something. Whoops. That freezer has been a ticking time bomb for the last year. When Grandma came to stay last July, awaiting Patch's arrival, we tried to chip away at the ice with knives. Before she left, she said "You'll want to defrost that." Well, she was right. I did want to defrost that...Hopefully I can keep the freezer frost free from here on out.

I have book group on Friday and have been reading Tales of a Female Nomad. Very interesting book. I usually don't care for non-fiction, but this has been a great read. She reminds me of my -sister-in-law. So does Matt, who dances around the world.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

It's too darn hot here. Just too darn hot. We haven't gone to the swimming pool because the sun is so intense. I don't want the kids to get burned. I think we may go this evening, while it's still 90 degrees, but when the sun won't be as hot. Mini-me has discovered Flower's old Leap Pad in the toy room. She likes to "read" the Disney Princess Stories book. It has all of her favorite princesses in it, including Ariel (because Mini-me can swim, just like a mermaid). Patch's favorite thing to do is knock things over. He is very easily entertained. Just stack some blocks, and muscle man here will do the rest. I was teasing Curly this morning that Patch inherited the "clean counter" gene from him. Curly loves a clean surface. He'll do anything to get it, including moving the mess somewhere else. Patch goes into the bathroom every chance he gets and knocks the shampoo and body wash from the tub rim into the tub. Who cares that you can't take a bath? As long as the countertop is clean....

I'm not sure if I have blogged about the or not (and I am too lazy to look it up), but I am part of a new quilting group. Well, new to me. My friend Lauren invited me to join. When she had her first, Nate, she joined the mother's group at the hospital for a little support (like Mini-me, Nate did not enjoy nursing). All the women got to be friends, started a play group for their months-old babies, and then started quilting together. Most of them are onto baby #2 by now. I ran into them at Sistos about a month ago and they invited me to join the BFM Quilters. BFM stands for Breast Feeding Moms, which was the name of their group at the hospital. Last Thursday was my first time (we meet weekly), and I got some great ideas for some quilts. I was hoping to have some things put together for this weeks meeting, but it's too hot to go up the attic and get my sewing machine. Again, maybe this evening when the temperature dips to around 90...

Oh, and I can't get my computer to click on the title area. Frustrating...

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Every once in a while, a big name band comes to Frederick. During The Great Frederick Fair, we get some big name country acts, like Brad Paisley. For the 4th of July, we had Blue Oyster Cult. Tonight, Milkshake was in town. They were awesome. Lisa even sprinkled some of her bottle of sunshine on Mini-me's head. Mini-me ran down to the front of the show and was part of the pint-sized mosh pit. She quickly made friends with the other kids and was practically on stage by the end. Patch amused himself by playing catch on the lawn with another boy. After so much singing and dancing, they were hot and tired and hungry. I am sure they will sleep well tonight.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Captain America

There was a 30% chance of rain today between 4 and 8 pm. 30% is not a very good chance. There was actually a 70% chance it would not rain. We planned on being outside for most of the day. At around 12:30, we walked down to Baker Park. Mini-me decided to be "Captain America" in honor of the holiday. To achieve this look, she wore last years Old Navy flag tee, a pair of denim shorts, red-white-and-blue curlies in her hair, and a red bandanna as a cape. I think her superpower was cuteness. Because Frederick is a small town, we ran into a lot of friends. Mini-me and her friend Mollylewing went on the mini Ferris wheel together. We then visited the peanut-butter and jelly tent. Mini-me added marshmallows to hers, but she decided she didn't like it. The guys running the tent let her take extra containers of m&ms and cereal. Patch ate his straight up.

During lunch, we noticed some ominous clouds. Curly and I decided to head to his office, 2 blocks from the park, so we could wait out the storm. As we turned the corner to get to his office, it started to thunder. We got in right in the nick of time. We hoped that the rain had just come early and the rest of the day would be nice. We hoped in vain.

At about 3:30, we went over to our friends Louise and Jeff's house. (Louise is our leader for the Towne Singers.) We had some great food, and our kids were able to perform. Mini-me was "Captain America" and charmed everyone there. Patch was just adorable and smiled and sang for everyone. It did not escape our notice that they were the only kids there. We are so lucky to have good friends who like our kids and let them come to nearly everything. While at the party, we learned of the tornado watch for our area, and had two more sets of showers.

We went back over to Baker Park at around 5:45. I was a little worried we had missed the only song I knew by Blue Oyster Cult, but I worried in vain. It was, of course, the last song of the set. If you've ever seen the SNL skit with Christopher Walkin where they parody the making of "Don't Fear the Reaper," you know that the skit features a cowbell. The tag line of the skit is "it needs more cowbell." The actual song doesn't have a cowbell, but since the skit, they have added it. I thoroughly enjoyed the song, but found that it could have used more cowbell.

Mini-me did several more carnival games until they closed them at around 7 to make room for the fireworks. We walked around, looking for the perfect spot to sit and watch the show when the heavens opened. It poured on us. Patch, who hadn't had a nap by this point, was miserable. When the rain lightened up, we decided to sit at the band shell and listen to the rag-time band and hope that the rain would end. Sadly, that didn't happen and all we had to cover ourselves were the beach towels we had brought to sit on. We were soaked. The nice couple behind us loaned us one of their umbrellas. The kids were tired and wet and finally, 15 minutes before the fireworks started, Patch fell asleep. He woke up during the 1812 Overture and didn't much care for the fireworks. Mini-me didn't care for them either, until Curly told her they were flowers in the air. After that, she loved them. By this point, her cape was on her head, trying to keep the rain off.

We got home, completely soaked and a little cold. We threw the kids in the tub in the hopes that they would actually sleep in tomorrow morning if they were clean and warm. We shall see. This year will from now on be one of those stories: Remember the year it rained all evening and we stayed to see the fireworks anyway?

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Another Birthday

Happy Birthday to Muncle Boo. Hope you got to fly a plane today and that your "girlfriend" made you cupcakes.

Lots of Help

I am still on lifting restrictions. Hopefully those will be lifted on Thursday when I go see my doctor. But, until then, I am getting lots of help. Not only is Curly doing all the housework (he folds the laundry as he takes it out of the dryer. Love that), he is also getting up early with me to bring Patch downstairs so I can feed him. Yesterday, my good friend Lenore came over with her daughter Allison to play. They got here at 10 in the morning and left close to 6 in the evening. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! The girls had fun together, and Patch just adored Miss Lenore. The weather was beautiful yesterday, so we went to the park for a little bit, and we even walked to the Freeze King, which is just a few blocks away. Aunt Becky is coming today. What would I do without good friends and family who are so willing to help me?

Monday, July 02, 2007

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to Elden, the newest member of the family. Hope you have a great day and that Melly makes you a cake.