Cheesecake: 1, Weight Loss: 0.
And on the topic of inappropriate crushes, I have a major crush on Apolo Anton Ohno. As I watched his samba for the third or fourth time last night, I realized that I might have a little problem. In the 2002 Olympics, I would sit glued to the tv as he would do his short track races. Curly and I were newly dating at that point, and I'm sure he thought I would get over it. I have not. I still love to watch him race, and now I love to watch him dance. It's not a psycho crush. I vote for him, but I don't email him. Plus, I think he and his partner would make a very cute couple. So, in conclusion, vote for my boyfriend, Apolo Anton Ohno, so that he can win Dancing with the Stars.