Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Letter to the Men of Frederick

To Whom it May Concern:

I know it is warm. Spring has finally arrived. One might even clasify this weather as "hot." However, it is not hot enough to take off your shirts. As I walked home with my two young children today, I was surprised to find a young man who had lost his shirt while walking the dog. Certainly 81 degrees is not hot enough to remove ones shirt while walking the dog, so I must assume that he met with foul play. Over the weekend I also saw several men doing yard work, again missing the clothes to cover their upper body. I am sure going topless feels nice. A cool breeze across a bare (or hairy) chest must feel good. But, please, let's confine that look to backyards and/or swimming pools. It is never hot enough to remove clothing in public, no matter what Nelly says.

Jana

4 comments:

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

The title of your blog totally grabbed me and I had to come take a peek. Peeking has turned into skimming through your posts with a smile on my face. Mind if I slip my bookmark in?

Anonymous said...

Did Grandma tell you to write this? You two are of one mind on this issue. Keep your shirts on fellas.

Anonymous said...

I came across the same issue on Monday at Ballenger Creek Park. There was one fella with way too much body hair and body fat to ever take off his shirt--yet he felt like he should. Pools and beaches are one thing--anywhere else is totally disgusting!

jlk said...

Welcome aboard, Kimberly. Glad you're here. Love your blogs, too :)