At our New Year's Eve celebration, Patch excitedly came up to me and announced that he was going on a fishing trip. His cousin, 3 year old Abby Cadabby, joined in.
Patch: I am going fishing! I am going to catch a crap.
Abby Cadabby: Yeah! And I am going to catch a poo-poo fish!
GrandPatty and I were a little stunned by this potty talk. Luckily when my kids were born, I was given a mom-translator at the hospital.
Me: Oh! You are going to catch a crab?
Patch: Yeah! A crap!
Me: And you're going to catch a purple fish?
AC: Yeah! A poo-poo fish!
Happy New Year's to you! May 2010 be a year to clear up all misunderstandings.